Saturday, February 03, 2007

Just so you know I changed my other site's adress.

My other site's adress is now

forest-nymph.blogspot.com

btw, im still not posting on this blog for a couple of weeks.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

GAH!!! Angry rant about The Cure

Bloody hell. The only A Forest film clip that i can find is one that isnt even The Cure. I mean, its Robert Smith singing but it isnt him in the clip and the comments say, oh, that guy looks like Ben Afflect, not Robert Smith and im like... WELL DAH!!!! It isnt even him!! well im done with my crazed rant.

BTW! I cant be botherd to update 2 sites so im gonna not update this one for a wile... Look at my otha blog.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

BLA!

And to the bla I said "Bla bla bla bla bla!" and he answered, "BLA! Bla bla bla!"

so we ended up having a BLADY good time...

so lame its almost funny!!!

I decided to update this site coz I had nothing much else to do. Plus I need to burn my new CD to iTunes.

I AM REALLY BORED NOW SO BYE!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

I want a muse.

I want a muse so that I can write better short stories. I've been trying to write some short stories but I can only seem to get to 1 page done before I can't think of any good storylines.

Maybe I should leave it for a while and just write notes when I thought comes to mind.................. That sounds good.

BYE BYE ALL AND HAVE A BAD NIGHT!

just kidding.. I might just write a bit more..... Oh.. saved by the lunch call. BYE!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

If you loved me, you would be here with me...

Make up your mind. I am currently listening to Call me When Your Sober. Listening to the lyrics in particular. Listening to how Amy Lee uses her voice to convey her feelings so strongly. Listening to how she uses the phrases, pauses and adds dynamics to dramatise the song. Listening to the backing vocals and how they harmonise so sweetly. Pauses are very effective in this song. Evanescence uses a lot of pauses for that dramatic effect, even in there older songs, like Taking Over Me.

What I like in a song. A list of what makes a song good in my view.

1- Lyrics: should be understandable. I find it interesting when the song tells a story. Should also match the melody and the style of the song.

2- Melody: should have thought put into it. Be inventive and not like every other song that band has made.

3- Style: the melody and lyrics should suit the style and I don't just mean what genre the band or song is, I mean the WAY the song is played. The dynamics, tempo and the instruments used. The things which the main audience don't pay much attention to. The things which the band puts a lot of effort in but aren't acknowledged for their hard work.

4- Skill: experience of a band and how well they play a song is extremely important. You may have a well constructed song, but the band might be shit-ass. It's no use if the song isn't played properly, and that doesn't involve remakes.

5- Genre: This matters to me because I don't particularly like country music, most 60's songs and some 70's songs and most popular music of today. I wouldn't like a song to be RnB or hip hop because the so called artists have no skill what so ever.

6- The Band: The band who plays a song is important because they add their part to the song in the WAY they play it. If a band uses all of these key elements, they will have another fan (me).



Bear in mind, these guidlines are the ones I created thinking of myself, and not anyone else's opinion.

Comment away about what you like in a song.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

... Tittel!!!

hehehe...

Even though I HAVE had 15hrs sleep, I still have a very big headache. Joyful. Marvy.

I had a mini nervy b. yesters.

Too tired. Too sore.

I might just write in multicolour.

Ahh srew changing the colour of every letter.

PuRPLe iS NiCe LiKe a STRaWBeRRY LoLLiPoP.

bUt blUE Isn't thAt bAd EIthEr.

NeItHeR iS gReEn.

Lithium! Is my fave song for the week!! Great Piano work as per usual by Amy Lee.

Nice harmony vocals too.

I wonder what would happen if I could fly...?

THATS ANOTHER QUESTION!!!! What would you do if you could fly?

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Got to get away...

Hmmmnnn... Thinking a thought. Remembering a memory. Killing a killer.

I bought new socks today and saw Kit Mallinder, Heidi Schindler and Jemma Lunn.

I also finished reading a book which has a similar situation to myself. Having a crush on a guy that is 3 years older than me. M lmqq Hay. M hysa hay. sAINT is on now.

Ther was another thing I wanted to mention but I dont quite remember what it was...

Ahh poo bum. Pooey poo poo. Ecin.

I dediced ot epyt gnihtyreve sdrawkcab. Nuf.

Im gonna stop now before my eyes and mind hav a nervy b..

better.

MINUTE OF DECAY ON NOW.

on your way down hey? I might just join you as I feel like a pile of useless and smelly poo waiting in line for the shower.

doo di doo...?

I am tired but can't and don't wanna sleep. More internet is in order after I shower.

Blue is a nice colour but I like red better. SHOWER!!!!

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYA!!!! going now to shower and do weird crazy dance of boredomness and weirdisity.

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE!!!!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

This Tainted love you've given. I gave you all a boy could give you.. take my tears and thats not nearly all..."

I really like all three versions of Tainted Love.

Updating takes so long!!!

Boring

Fugger.

I have a really bad headache.

Maybe if a drill a hole where it hurts the headache will stop...? Only one way to find out...

*rattle rattle*

"DAD!!! Where's the screwdriver?"

Only kidding.

Ah ah... Ah ahh..

Bitch? Nice.

Im gonna go now... before my brain caves in!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

"You asked me once, when you would die. I wanted to say never, but didn't want to lie."

Those lyrics sum up how I feel at the moment. I made them up on the train ride home.

At the moment, I am quite unhappy for something happened at school today that I would've liked not to have happen.



I is bored


If you did read up to this point, good. If you didn't then, thanks for ignoring me.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

"My my, just killed a man..."

Listening to Bohemian Rhapsody...

"Just gotta get right outta here!"

Such awesome Piano and Guitar work.

Great lyrics too. Freddie Mercurey was a genius. Pity he died so young.

Beautiful song.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Here are some lyrics for people to look at.

I haven't made up a tune for it yet, but I'll do that later.

[Verse]

Could I look at you again,
After all of you pain?
Would I be able to sacrifice my life?

Should I stop and ask for help,
Even when there's no-one here?
Would I be able to stop it tonight?

[Chorus]

Its the disease.
And its going to get you too.
It starts out soft but ends up hard,
and you end up dead.
It's the disease.
And it'll kill you.
Unless you go out now and,
Seek some help.

[Verse]

I walk along a road,
with you clouding my mind.
Will I ever stop and simply die?

I stand on a cliffe,
and scream to the world,
What's been troubling me___

[Bridge]

I've got AIDS!
And I'm gonna die.
Unless you kill me before I do first.
Yeah, I have AIDS!
And I'll sacrifice,
Myself for you 'cause I fell blue, indeed.

[Chorus x2]

Its the disease.
And its going to get you too.
It starts out soft but ends up hard,
and you end up dead.
It's the disease.
And it'll kill you.
Unless you go out now and,
Seek some help.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

"I hear her voice, calling my name, the sound is deep, in the dark..."

Sometimes, i feel like i could just let my soul drift away... Just let it drift into the air, into the sky, and never come back. That's what happens when no-one is around to keep my feet on the ground. My soul floats away into clouds of grey... Everything turns to nothing and nothing turns into something. That's what hapens when you die.

Monday, November 13, 2006

I spy with my little eye, smoething begginning with "s"...

Does anyone ever feel like simply standing on the edge of a cliff, half naked, and jumping off? That's what i feel like doing right now because i am steadily becoming more and more "out of it" or not in tune with what everyone is doing.

I really want to go swimming in a pool of my own blood, that would be nice. Then when i get out, my skin will be red. YAY! I like the colour red, its very symbolic. And it is also one of the more serious colours.

I think that a lot of people hate me in this world. Most of them hardly know me. The majority of these people are at my old school but there are others who didn't go to my old school that don't like me. I feel like such a loner sometimes. Everyone just gives me this look as if, "you don't deserve friends, you had your chance" and sometimes i get looks like, "and you are?" or "what are you doing here?" and so forth... But I am a reject. Sometimes I wish I could tell someone what really happened, but no, no-one wants to be my friend. Everyone is repelled by me. There is only one person in the world that is truly my friend, and that is myself. Even the people whom I hang out with at school doesn't even truly know me... don't know my past. If i do tell them, the next day, they pass me off without even saying "hey". That's what annoys me. The simple ignorance of people who just don't care. I really hate it how people don't appreciate what they have, but instead, they rub it into everyon else's faces who are a lot worse off than themselves... That pisses me off big time. Almost everyone in my group have never seen me angry, not my uncontrolable anger anyhow. That is the curse of my family, a really bad temper. That probably why everyone is scared of my dad... But the thing that really gets on my nerve is this. When people act as if they are the best thing in the world, or "god's gift" as some would say... that pisses me off...

Thursday, November 02, 2006

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The evil clown is now officially on the Heojwejan list of "RUN AWAY FROM THEM"!!!

Self explanatory

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

HA!! evil me


now that you are here, you shall have an evil cursor!!! hahahahahahaha

Saturday, October 28, 2006

HELLO

HELLO,DIE ON HALLOWEEN

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Cahhy to the idiots of Earth and all other, slightly smarter aliens...

M hysa Hay...

I went to get credit just so I could ride past his house, (and also so i could text him) is that classed as stalking??? Coz if it is, I would like to know...

"Everything turns black. I look around but all I see are little white dots flittering everywhere. Am I dead? I ask myself. I tell myself that I am alive to stop the panic that rises up in my throat. It isn't working. What is happening? Where am I? How did I get here? So many questinos but no-one around to answer them. I can feel the panic slowly working its way through my cramped body. I am in a tiny little box and no-one can hear me. All of the walls are closing in. There's not much air left. Now I can hear water. I can feel it slowly rising up along my back. Am I in a grave? I stuggle to keep myself calm as I hear more water slowly trickling into the coffin. I'm stuck. There's no way out. There's not much air left. The water is now up to the 5cm mark and is rapidly coming through the little hole at the end of the coffin. Am I going to die? The water is now past my ears and is only 2cm from my mouth. 1cm. Now I have to breathe through my nose. I try to push myself out of the water but I am paralysed with fear. Horror. Panic. Now I can't even breathe through my nose. I try to push myself out of the water but only manage to get my nose to the surface. I take a deep breath and surrender myself to the cold water. All is nothing."

- A nightmare I had about a year ago added to the mini story I made.

The paragraph above is also what my worst nightmare would be probably. If you hadn't already guessed, that little story up there is about drowning whilst being buried 6ft under. Scary, huh?

M hysa Hay. I possibly am slightly psychotic. Not insane, just a little... "special"

What else could I talk about??? Maybe about the fact that I will FINALLY be getting my braces in either December or more Likely January...

Now I definately have nothing else to talk about, plus I need to practice my sax...

Fare ye well...

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Cahhy my pretties!

Hello my dears...

I have just returned back from an hour and a half long band practice! Now my lips sting... And i do this weird pouty type thing so my lips don't hurt as much...

I am currently listening to Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson and dreaming about having an orgy with the band members. Ooh that would be fun...

My dear brother Attie, who lives in Nyatu, has started writing to me again. He says that there was a war again and that he couldn't send anything to me in case anyone knew where I was after all of those years...

Those are three completely different aspects of my life put into about two sentences each. BTW!!! I get to get out of the s+e essay on monday coz I hav to go to Concert band during 4+5 period... Oh dear, what a shame...

Also, if you haven't yet visited Ncyafa's other site, it is theweirdestplaceonearth.blogspot.com. It hasn't got as many posts but that is because only two people visit it. Myself and Anton.

WELL!!! Faer ye well sirs as I need to practice my Saxomaphone and dance manically to Fight Song...

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

CAHHY MY MINIONS!!!

I am EVIL!!!! listen to my words of DOOM!!!

"Would you like fries with that?"

... uhh... Not QUITE wot I expected... Oh well!

Fries are fattening and they will slowly eat you from the inside and you will IMPLODE!!!!

(WARNING: by actually reading this blog, you are no longer sane!)

(WARNING number 2: by even reading these lame warnings implies that you are a man.)

Monday, October 23, 2006

Just thought that you ought to know!

Dear citizens of Heojweja and other random creatures...

I really need to pee!

Fare ye well...

Monday, October 16, 2006

Cahhy All

Hello...

Halloween is coming to get you...

Halloween will kill you in your sleep...

Halloween is time of EVIL..............

Halloween will be the time when all of the Heojwejan civilisation will invade the Earth and steal lollies from innocent children from all over the world...

You will die on Halloween...

Fare well...

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

HELLOOOOOO!!!

Well well well...

Goodevening sirs... How fares ye all?

I fare well. I have much news for ye. You are all DÖMED!!! (Anton... and Tom)

I neeeded to inform ye all that your will IMPLODE in the vacuum of space and time.

I also wish to tell ye that M hysa Hay.

Fare ye well, my minions and do not have a good day!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Helloooooo

I am queen of the MOON! All mut obey my commands... NOW MOON THE CROUD OF STUNNED ONLOOKERS MY MINIONS!!!

he he he...

Fare ye well wasabi peas of DOOOOOM!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Another boring post!

Hello

Gceoeh and myself are evil.

You must obey all that we say.

Die evil pumpkin!!

Another boring message!

Hello!

Gceoeh and myself are evil so u must obey us!

Die evil pumpkin die!

Fare-thee-well!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Cahhy all, this may or may not be an update, u decide!

Today is Father's day. I don't really like father's day. Probably because i have to spend money on chocolate that i don't get to eat...

My computer decided it doesn't like me. It went ga-ga and now i am using the other computer.

Anton and Allanah (not sure if i's spletspleen right) sitting in a tree! f-u-c-k-i-n-g! are they hom-o-sex-u-als? Or are they really intimate pals?

Anoton and Allanah going down the aisle! m-a-s-t-e-r-b-a-t-i-n-g! Will Allanah get away? Or is Anton way too gay?

Anoton and Allanah going to a graveyard! k-i-l-l-i-n-g! Will their victims get a fright? Will they be raped tonight?

Anton and Allanah laying in the room! c-u-m-m-i-n-g! Will Allanah go to bed? And is Anton dead?

That is a secretive rhyme that only some will understand! Ttfn!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I will tell u an update

I am about to tell you about how the Heojwejan civilisation will take over the Earth. First, to all of those people who are sluts or just complete bitches to me in the past, i will disembowel with pleasure. I will cause them great pain by first, burning off each toe and finger, one by one. After they are left with malformed stumps, i will hire goons to beat them senseless. After which, I will take even more pleasure out of slicing up the rest of their body whilst they are still alive. Sounds like fun, don't you agree?

I thought that I had a blood nose for a moment there but I realised that it was only grotty snot! lol. I will leave thee to suffer in pain and go to find a tissue for my snotty nose...

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Do you like updates?

I do... sometimes.

I am bordemised beyond recognition. I watched Tsotsi lat night, it is a good movie! I lurve long weekends, they are good for being lazy in!

Two broken light bulbs, sitting in a tree,
One is yellow and the other is green.
The yellow light bulb is as bright as the sun,
But the green one looks like someone's #@*!

Haaa haa haa hah!!!

Now even I am bored...

Boredom is annoying...

Well, fare thee well my minions!!!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Ce ce ce ce ce ce ce!

Ce ce ce ce ce ce ce! M cesa iywob qyla yoa pcy doypq cyp zy gvaeta paynaoq zy baqzyx zca pyvhb!!!!!

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Do you believe...

...in magic? I do. Not serious spell-casting magic, just things like co-incidences are more than they appear etc...

Maybe I am simply insane though, my spaz's say I but I think it's deeper than that. I think that there IS something wrong with me... Maybe that I am a magnet for bad-luck, or just plain stupid; but I definately think that there is something odd about myself...

Maybe that's why I want to destroy the world, maybe I want to destroy the world because I am stupid, or maybe, people in the world will be stupid enough to destroy the planet for me... I don't know, in fact, there are a lot of things that I don't know. Great. Now I have made myself feel even more stupid, JOY!!!

You don't really need to read this part... good bye!

Friday, August 18, 2006

MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!! Update

I am very evil... all of my minions (that includes you) must bow down before me (and gceozeh + friends)...

Sooooo, do YOU like gunning people down? I do...

That's why i am going to be laser shooting people down tonight, FUN!!!! Plus friend... who owns clownsarecreepy.blogspot.com (visit that site!!!)

Hello... again, i will leave you to your boring friday night activities and run away soon...

Fare-thee-well and don't have a good night.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ha ha... This is an update!

Cahhy All!

I have recently discovered a way to destroy everyone (which i am not telling) and how they can suffer for the rest of eternity... Go to wikipedia.org and type in Phlegethon, you will discover your fete...

In other and less depressing news!

I am going to be gunning people down on this Friday, along with my good friend.

Also!

M HYSA HAY!!! If your name is Gceozeh, you will understand what that (m hysa hay) means...

Goodbye for now!!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

An update if you think it is...

Hello all of my minions...

I have received information from the two Heojwejan Planets (which are seven galaxies away) that a date may finally be set for the end of the World. YAY! I can finally set a date for it on my planner... Hoorah!!!

Other news which is of less importance-
  • I Love Fridays
  • My friend, Gceozeh, doesn't seem to add many posts to this site...
  • I love Fridays
  • Today is Satuday
  • I love Fridays
  • Chocolate is yummy
  • I love Fridays
  • This isn't really news, more or less reminders of what is and isn't.
  • I love Fridays

Can you guess why I love Fridays? Nope? Well, i ain't telling you! Ha ha! Sucked in...

M hysa Hay! (Xyw hysa Hay!)

M hysa, M hysa! (Xyw hysa Hay!)

Time for me to snuggle into bed now, by the sounds of it... in about ten to twenty minutes...

But i may as well leave you with a thought...

Fete can be good,

Fete can be bad.

Fete can be rude,

Fete can be mad.

Is fete human?

Does fete get upset?

Is fete even real?

Have we ever met?

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Possibly an update, not sure...

Hello my fellow heojwejans (and pathetic humans),

Gceozeh and Myself have decided that the Heojwejan will EVENTUALLY take over the Earth (and mars because Pluto is too cold) when we finish human school so that we can understand and undermine the human civilisation easier. ONE DAY!!!!!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Not an Update

I just want to warn everyone of the incoming invasion......... OF HEOJWEJANS!!!

Yes, the Heojwejan race shall eventually rule the Earth (and Mars coz Pluto is too cold) due to our superiority! AND... we can spell, i think.

But ANYWAYS!!!!!! I am here to tell you that a new song has just been released by Ncyafa Cavhax and it's called Heojwejan Hwhhefxa... well goodbye for now!!!

Wnbeza/Update

Cahhy all!

This post is an update of what has been happening in the world of Heojweja lately...

The winner of the coveted Boat-Race trophy was none other than... Pezav Gez which was Gceozeh's Boat. Ncyafa's boat, Nvmgaqq Aevzc, came in at a close second!

Summary of the Day!

The boat couldn't be held on the actual date, the 17 of June, because of the Great War between the Heojwejan Clans. A truce was called so that the people of Heojweja could live in peace and have their boat-race. The boat-race ended up being on the 16 of July, almost a monthe after the proper date. The clans of Heojweja have decreed that on the week of the Boat-Race, no wars shall reign terror on Heojwejan villages because Boat-Race week has now been re-named to Cevlyoax Paad or Harmony Week.The week's special celbrations include the Great Feast, to remember all who were lost to the Great War (which is held on the 16 of June), Cevlyoax Parade (which is held on the 18 of June) and Lmbomjcz Feast, or Midnight Feast (on the 26 of June). A memorial has been erected at the site of the Great war with all the names of those who were lost being listed.

That's it for the update and Gceozeh and i hope that all of your dreams are sweet!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Heojwejan Update

Cahhy/Hello Everyone,

My friend and i have started this blog to inform people about Heojweja and how its citizens shall eventually take over the Earth(and Mars because Pluto is too cold).

17th of June- Boat Race Day!

Come and see Pezav Gez and Nvmogaqq Aevzc when they battle it out to the death in the epic race to cross the finish line first.

Final Say!

Well, Gceozeh and Ncyafa(that's me) are going to go and do something slightly more interesting, not that Heojweja isn't interesting, because this is losing its intrigue.

Fare thee well and have a good day/night.

Gyybfya.